How long has it been since my last update? Oh dear, it's been a while. But still, who looks at this any more? Besides myself, of course. Ah well, this isn't here to be read. It's here for me to read two months from now and feel embarrassed about. Right now, I feel embarrassed about my template. Especially the menu. I must have thought it was a good idea, but now I no longer think so.
The template must go.
But what shall I do? Go back to one of those default ones? Crack the whip at Steak Sauce? Do it myself like I did last time?
Peter's been in mourning for most of the day. He woke up early, coloured a piece of paper black with a yellow cross in the centre and stuck it on a programming manual. Then, he put on some black clothes and began making eulogies about the spider. Yes, he was mourning the death of a spider.
And I killed it. Evil me, hm? Well, I know he was just having some fun. Paul came over with some cake, and we all ate a little bit too much. Then, Niko arrived and began translating some of what Peter was saying to the spider. Eventually, we flushed it down the toilet.
That was when we began to play Monopoly. Initially, Mum was in charge of the bank but she was being silly, so I took it over. I helped Paul cheat in return for me paying him less money when I landed on his property.
Nick bought one property and built a hotel on it, adding up to $900 for any unlucky person who landed there. We all landed there. He ended up with most of the property and the money. Lucky bastard he was!
It was quite a nice day, really. I just started off feeling terrible because nobody was home and I had a bad stomach ache. Felt better after a nap, some lunch and a little lovin'. Awwww.
Now I'm contemplating cutting my hair even shorter than it is: I'm thinking of shaving it off and going bald. I think I'd look quite nice. Perhaps I could bribe Peter into drawing me bald so I'd know. Or have some idea, anyway.
It's becoming late now. I think I'll wrap up on that note, and get to work on my new template. I have basically nothing done besides some text saying "content?". Not even customised text, either, just text.
So I'll stop jabbering now.